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Thursday, June 16, 2011

Cheesy-Sexy

Dear Lady with the ridiculously fake tan,

Please look in a mirror and realize the "I just rolled in cheetos" look is out. I know, I know....you're one "sexy grandma" and want everyone to recognize. However, that color is neither good nor natural at ANY age. Also, I'm just going to believe that it was all just a bad experiment gone wrong at home with some self-tanner, because I most certainly don't want to believe that some poor girl at a tanning salon had to spray your naked ass. Now go get some lemons and scrub that crap off!

Sincerely,

Me

P.S. You may want to re-think those low rider jeans as well. The thong sticking out of the top is also not a good look at any age. However, it is particularly traumatizing to see it on some one who is of a "certain age" AND who is orange to boot.


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4 comments:

ModernMom said...

Bwhaha I think I saw her at the grocery store today:)

Amy said...

the orange look is just too funny. Then when you look at their lips you just wonder what they are thinking..

Lauryn said...

I could not agree more, and I giggled when I read that line about rolling in Cheetos...that's a good one. I don't understand how anyone could think that's a good look!

Amy said...

Love it!