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Sunday, June 7, 2009

Monday's Mama Drama

You Know You Have Mama Drama When....

1. Your son thinks his Spanish music scared off the toothfairy because the "toothfairy" fell asleep therefore failing in her parental duties. For more details you can read Viva La Toothfairy

2. You start cleaning around the house and the 3 yr. old comes up and asks the QUESTION "Who's coming over?" Hey, listen kid, that's not the ONLY time mama cleans up around here!!

3. Apparently it must have been some OTHER little boy and girl that took every blanket and sheet off the bed, emptied every tub of plastic kitchen food, threw every book off the bookshelf onto the floor, and flung every piece of dress up jewelry and costumes into one giant heap in the middle of the bedroom because when asked, the two suspects just looked at each other and both said, "I didn't do it." They didn't even blame each other, they both claimed they had NO idea how any of it happened.

4. Without fail, a mechanism goes off in your children's brains the minute you are on the phone that requires them to destroy some room in the house or savagely raid the pantry. I don't get it...they can be sitting in a near comatose state and the minute they hear the phone ring and mom answer its like "Oh, that's my cue to be a total pain in mommies @$#"

And Finally....

5. You are up at midnight blogging on the computer with a bowl of Lucky Charms by your side because it's the only freakin' alone time you get to have a complete uninterrupted thought...and since you're up you might as well have a bowl of that magically delicious cereal, that oddly looks like that meow mix cat food, but anyway, it's never stopped me from eating all it's marshmallowy, way too much sugar, goodness.

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10 comments:

valentine said...

that is so funny, i feel that the only time i ever clean is when people come over.....maybe that's why i hate company.

stopping by from SITS to say hi!

Amy said...

Great Mama Drama, Di! I love number two. You know that THAT is the ONLY time us MOms ever clean. Wink wink.

Amy said...

My drama - playing mama to 7 (one set of real twins and one set you could consider twins) while my other BFF gets some sleep and a much needed shower. It wasn't so bad once I got them all fed.

getting the house ready for more unexpected visitors that may or may not show up. LOVE THAT!

Today is is having two sickies. Why oh why is it that every time we get visitors - we get sick?

Amy said...

That is why I love nap time. So I can relax at times. Round Robin in this week. On Friday. Have a great day.

Kristin said...

At least they support each other even if only in their mischief. Ah ha!

monica said...

Oh #4 drives me crazy...everytime! Wodnerful mama drama!

Erin said...

Taking every single toy and book and car and train and anything on the shelf sounds like my son, if you give him 5 minutes alone in his room he will empty every drawer of clothes too!
And as soon as you get on the phone, say to order a pizza, he feels it's time to scream his head off! LOVE IT!
I feel your pain...but at least you got the house clean and got to enjoy some lucky charms without little fingers digging in there to get a marshmellow!

shortmama said...

Too funny! My daughter does the same thing about cleaning. Not only that but I actually make an attempt to do my hair and put on a little makeup she asks me where I am going. Sigh.

Lula! said...

How did my kids get into your house????

p.s. I will never think of Lucky Charms the same again...meow mix cat food? Girl, that is hilarious...and gross.

Trudy said...

Mmmm...I love me some Lucky Charms! Never thought about the cat food, but you're right. I'll never look at it the same, but it will still be yummylicious!

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