Monday, June 22, 2009

Monday's Mama Drama

You Know You have Mama Drama When.....

1. Your 3 yr. old can sing almost the entire musical masterpiece Poker Face by Lady Ga Ga including the eloquent lyrics "I'm bluffing with my muffin".

2. Your son upon hearing his lil' sis belt out above phrase says, "Oh I love muffins, mommy always gets me the apple-cranberry muffin when we go to Starbucks."

3. Your day was so hectic that after the kids were tucked into bed you realized YOU hadn't had any dinner. So dinner then consisted of some leftover chocolate covered cream puffs and a Smirnoff Ice.

4. You have to methodically re-trace your steps through Target because when you are about to check out your daughter says, "Mommy, my shoes". You look down at her dangling BARE feet and realize she shucked off her flip flops probably way back in the garden section over 30 minutes ago. Nope...they were in the boys clothing department, the very first spot we stopped.

And Finally......

5. You have to run to Payless Shoe Source 5 mins before church to buy shoes for your kid because he couldn't find his shoes and he decided to stand in a water hole in the other pair the day before. Then he had the nerve to say he didn't like what I kind I got him. I just gave him that know that "mama is crazy, going lose it, and open a can of you know what" He values his life so he put the shoes on and even claims now they are his favorite.


Amy said...

Now that is classic. Love it! My drama - Potty training and having YP go #2 on the floor while waiting for the OP to go b/c she just couldn't hold it any longer! Fun Fun times. Other drama: Fathers Day but that is a good post so you will have to wait. I have to go mop.

ModernMom said...

LOL Your dinner sounds just about perfect!
I often wondered if I was the only one who forgets to get dinner.

Erin said...

Dinner sounds GREAT! I think I'll try that one for tonights dinner and see how far I get!
I hope things get less hectic for you this week!

monica said...

Yeah great dinner! Oh yeah did the whole shoe thing before losing them in walmart and macy's. Trying to find them is a joke! Good think you found hers! This was very funny! Glad that you are back!

Meagan and John said...

well my momma drama occured at the park today

Happy said...

Love the part about Pokerface. Hilarious!

Trudy said...

Ha...I love it, his favorite new pair of shoes!

Are Smirnoff Ice and chocolate cream puffs NOT supposed to be for dinner? Oops.

Design Philippines said...

hahahha. this is so funny!

The part about Poker Face reminds me of the song so much it's playin in my head.

maybe find some boys newborn outerwear instead.

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