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Friday, June 19, 2009

Vacation AKA Work without Pay....And More Cussing

SHHH, this is Lady Di. I only have a minute, my kidnappers are sleeping and once they are awake it is only a matter of time before I am a slave to their needs. Since when did summer vacation consist of packing up a classroom, cleaning out a garage to make room for contents of classroom, shuttling kids to and from swim lessons, tutoring son for 30 mins. daily, lesson planning for said tutoring, and catching up on the laundry that hasn't been done in the last two weeks?!! Anyway, I don't know Amy. I think I may still have a slight lead in the M.O.T.Y. award race. Just yesterday that sweet angel baby of mine tripped and yelled, "Oh DAMMIT!" in front of all the other sweet toddlers and their sweet mommies as we were waiting for swim lessons. One mother was appalled and did that hold your breath gasp thing (whatever), another one laughed and I said (loud enough for the appalled one to hear because I'm obnoxious like that) "Well at least she didn't drop the F-bomb!" She doesn't really drop the F-bomb. That's a level 4 cuss word, I try to keep the three year old at level 1 cuss words. Now when she's 6......
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7 comments:

Kristin said...

Sometimes an F bomb is just warranted. She'll learn that with age. Dammit just doesn't always do the trick.

Amy said...

That is so funny. I would have done the same thing.

ModernMom said...

Seriously? The gasp hold your breath thing? She needs to relax...
Motherhood is a long and bumpy ride:)
PS I adore a woman with a passive aggressive come back. Your was perfect!

Brandy said...

I would have cried laughing...heck, I'm laughing now and I wasn't even there! LOL!

monica said...

That is classic. Dammit comes out all.the.time. in my house (out of two three year olds) Oh as do Shut Up at least 300 times a day! Yeah I think you did great on your reponse! I am glad that you were able to sneak away from those kidnappers!

Trudy said...

That is so great...I loved your comeback! I would have been laughing too...good for you!

Amy said...

Do my eyes deceive me? Is it really you? Perfect timing too since my internet was out for a whole day. I am still working on that ransom.