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Monday, November 23, 2009

Home Team Players, Kicking Up The Romance, And Just Say No to Socks with Sandals

You Know You Have Mama Drama When.....

1. You spend 15 minutes in the bathroom at Home Depot doing double "doo-ty" supervising both your young children while they do their business. They really need to learn to be home team players.

2. Your daughter is insisting she wear sandals and socks out in public and you just CAN NOT have that because you have serious issues about that crazy little fashion statement. So you confiscate all said sandals thinking you have solved the problem, only to pick up the little Wild Woman from day care to find her in jeans, socks, and SANDALS!!!!! Time to start doing a bag check for contraband before going to daycare again.....

3. You and some other moms make up stuff to talk about to add as "other business" at our service meeting because the meeting ended early and we couldn't go home because the kids wouldn't be in bed yet.

And Finally.....

4. Your idea of putting the romance back in your relationship is closing the door when you go to the bathroom. Whew, hadn't done that in like 8 years, I got a little claustrophobic.


10 comments:

blueviolet said...

You cracked me up with that stalling! LOL

Amy said...

Great list Lady Di...

I learned that your little one really has to see that the cookies are really gone. By standing up and looking for them...

shortmama said...

Wait? You mean the door can actually close on the bathroom?

Erin said...

Contraband that's hilarious! I hope all the sandals are gone now!

Design it Chic said...

I too, hate the public bathrooms.. so i agree.. everyone should be home team players:)
Oh and socks and sandals.. i so totally get you...I've seen enough Germans here that wear high-over-the-ankle socks and sandals.. how on earth???? anyway.. Happy Tuesday!

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Unknown Mami said...

Oh no, no, you must nip the socks and sandals situation in the bud.

JennyMac said...

home team players? HAHAHAHAHAHA.

JennyMac said...

PS: Hope you both had a great holiday!

ModernMom said...

Bwhaha
I am also guily of extending those meetings! Can't go home before 8pm...must wait until the kids are all clean and tucked into bed:)

monica said...

Oh the sandels and socks are funny! And that she came home from daycare like that even funnier!

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