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Monday, November 2, 2009

Just Chillin', The Almighty Fart, and A Speedy Spongebob-Monday's Mama Drama

You Know You Have Mama Drama When....


1. You go get your 3 yr. old from the neighbors house and you find her lounging in a chair surrounded by all her "peeps". You tell her it's time to go home to eat lunch and she says, "But mom, I'm just chilling over here." Yeah, she's 3 going on 13.

2. First your son tells you that farts keep leprechauns away (because didn't you know that leprechauns live in your carpet). Now, your daughter tells you that "blowing wind" also kills monsters. Who knew the almighty fart could ward off such forces of evil.

3. Your kids are just so gosh darn stinkin' cute that they not only received candy, they got mini pumpkins, one lady took their picture (even though we didn't know her), and they even scored some cold hard cash. Heck, one neighbor gave ol' mom and dad a bottle wine....hmm, did it look like we needed it?

And Finally....

4. You whip out a homemade Spongebob costume in less than 2 hours so your son has a costume for his school Halloween parade. See, mama thought she was cool and had until Sat to make the costume, until she realized Friday morning that his parade was on Friday afternoon. However, much to my surprise it turned out quite nice or as my son would say, "awesome".

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9 comments:

monica said...

Cute, Cute! Love how the farts ward off leprechauns and monsters!

shortmama said...

So basically every house in America is free of leprechauns and monsters?

Love the costumes!

Amy said...

Cute costumes...

Dr.John said...

Another little folk's way to keep monster's away. I have duly recorded it.
Cute costume, cuter kids.

Always a mom said...

Hi, Cute costumes! Even cuter kids!!
If your Halloween was anything like ours...You now have more candy in your house than your kids can possibly eat in a month, yet somehow almost half of it has mysteriously vanished almost overnight!

June Freaking Cleaver said...

I couldn't do Sponge Bob in 2 years, let alone two hours!

Great job!

Unknown Mami said...

As far as #2 goes, I had no idea I was accomplishing so much.

JennyMac said...

Darling costumes..and darling munchkins too Di.

Christina said...

So basically my family has been fumigating every time someone rips one. Good to know.

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