Tuesday, August 25, 2009

I'm Such a Dork

Wait, scratch that I am not a dork. Apparently I did not know the definition of the word. See I typed 'Dork' into google to get some images to use for this post (thank the good lord above I didn't look at the images ) I was about to hit the word images when my sweet little innocent eye caught the word 'Penis'. What? {double check to see I typed 'dork' and not DEE EYE SEE KAY} nope I typed 'dork'. OH MY WORD. I use the word all the time. NOT ANYMORE!!!!

I clicked on the Wikipedia - the free encyclopedia link to find this as the first definition:

1. Vulgar saying for the word 'Penis'. Can I type that on here? {I'm blushing}

Ok. so maybe I want 'nerd'. I'm a nerd! {let me check } Nope! A definition of a nerd is a person who passionately pursues intellectual activities, esoteric knowledge, or other obscure interests rather than engaging in more social or popular activities. NOT ME! If I was a nerd maybe I wouldn't have done what I did.

Geek, perhaps? Nope! Pretty much the same as nerd. So I guess I'm just 'Stupid'! Lacking in intelligence. Yep today I was just plain stupid. Do they have pictures of that on google images.

{wait I will go check}

This will work:

See - We got another award. Yipee! However I couldn't get it to post on our sidebar where I want it. For some reason Blogger won't let me move that stuff around over there anymore. It's frustrating. So I put all the awards on Photobucket and posted them from there as html codes. I transferred all our awards and signatures to a new album, posted our awards and voila, I'm a genius! At least I thought I was. Until I went back to our blog and see this everywhere our cute little signatures were:

Oh NO! $*%!.

I knew exactly what I had done. So I spent the rest of my lovely Sunday afternoon copying and pasting signatures into about 75 posts. Great times. Well I have filled my stupidity quota for the year. If there was a easier way to fix it - don't tell me. Please just keep it to yourself.
Pretty please.


shortmama said...

I will never think of the word dork the same again.

The Blonde Duck said...

Man, and I loved calling people dorks.

Erin said...

I call myself a dork all the time...hmmm NEW WORD PLEASE!

Maybe you aren't stupid...just confused? =)

ModernMom said...

LOL I thought dorks and nerds were practically compliments!!

Lady Di said...

Oh come on Amy I wanted to see a picture of a "dork". We're all adults here. However, I have a bone to pick with you. Now I can't call the boy a dorkfish (of course I say it with love)anymore. It's just not right.

monica said...

Oh I never knew that it meant that. I will think of another word. I always liked the word dork - I thought it was a cute word. OH well! Sorry that you had bad luck with the blog and I hope you get it fixed the way you want it!

Stephanie Faris said...

Eeek. I hate when things like that happen!

Visiting from SITS. You're hilarious and a lot of fun!

blueviolet said...

I think that might be all the MORE reason to continue using it! Maybe not to term ourselves but other people! ;)

Amy said...

I know am not able to move things around on my side bar either. It is a pain and I do not know how to fix it.

Design it Chic said...

Oh my goodness, i didn't know "dork" meant that!?!.. did you check a dictionary.. other than Wikipedia tough?? i didn't:P just asking you if you're not as lazy as i am and check it for us.. just to make sure if we should get rid of this "dork" word or not..cause i kinda like how it sounds but i wish it didn't mean that.. soooo...

Happy Wednesday tough!

Trudy said...

Oh man...what a pain. I'm sorry you had to go through all of that Amy!

And the dork thing...totally did not know that either.

thatgirlblogs said...

all roads lead to that word somehow.

heather said...

Who knew?

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