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Wednesday, August 12, 2009

The Snort is Out

I'm home. I'm home. I'm home! And don't you think I don't know what has been going on around here! I saw Lady Di's post, All Hail the Queens Of Awe- Summness? She let the snort out of the nose and I should defend myself but all I have to say is, Yes I snort! I snorted when I read Lady Di's post. I snorted the other day while watching The Ugly Truth, in a theatre full of people. I snorted. I can not deny it. The best part is that Lady Di thinks it is hilarious. It's my thing, my signature. I am proud of it. I embrace it and I learned the other day that I come by it honestly - my mama snorts too. Hee, hee.

I also have to say that I agree with her Awe-Summ picks and I do believe that Lady Di is pretty awe-summ herself, well I did before she told all of you about my snort. Paybacks are fun and let me tell you I just happen to have some great college photos of Lady Di that are PRICELESS. Thanks to my mama who just gave me an awesome picture scanner/printer they WILL be making an appearance on Mama Drama. Oh yes they will.

Also - 20 years! That is scary! Seriously - Denny's shirt? What? Why? Why would she tell you something like that? It has to be a lie. I deny it! (I think is was turquoise - yikes!) If I do remember correctly Lady Di was sporting some crazy whacked out hair do. Yep she had a fro. I do love her though (warts and all) and am thankful that our mamas made the connection.

Oh and I almost forgot. I must say Lady Di was a bit dramatic on the whole 9lb. 6oz. baby thing. JD boy was big, don't get me wrong. He also had a huge head. I know this because I was there. Yep watched the whole thing and let me tell you she might as well squeezed out a lemon. She has no problem giving birth to big babies. I think she pushed for like 20 minutes. 20 MINUTES and he was out. RIDICULOUS. The OP was 7lbs. 4oz. and I pushed for 3 HOURS and they still had to break out the vacuum. Lady Di is AWE- SUMM when it comes to delivery don't let her fool you.

Well as I said, I am home and in a few weeks I will be homeless. Some big changes are coming my way. My brain is seriously about to explode. The hubs, princesses and I are making a move. I think. I don't think I have mentioned that I am not a huge fan of change or decision making. Stay tuned. I just might need some advice.

It's good to be home. A little part of me is going to miss the Land of Nowhere. Photobucket

8 comments:

monica said...

Welcome back home! I am sure it is good to be home. Can't wait to hear about where you are moving to. Yes, you do snort - but it is so FUN!!

Lisa Anne said...

Welcome back and home. hey I snort, nothing wrong with that! lol

blueviolet said...

Should I be welcoming you home when you're just leaving again? This is all just blowing my mind.

The Blonde Duck said...

(in a very small voice) I don't believe I've met Amy? I'm so sorry that I'm confused!

It's really quite easy, you see.

Lady Di said...

Hey you made it. Probably with less of your sanity but you made it!!! AND by the way dear friend I have a scanner too. AND I know that I too have a few choice pictures that NEED to make an appearance on the ol' blog-o-roo

Kristin said...

Welcome back! Waiting for the big news...

shortmama said...

Good to have you back....teehee...snort snort

Erin said...

Welcome home and welcome back!

Can't wait to see the pics of Lady Di!

And can't wait to hear all the new news...moving? it can be exciting!!