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Monday, August 10, 2009

Mama Forgets, Mama Complains, Mama Gets Ice Cream-Monday's Mama Drama

You Know You Have Mama Drama When....

1. You are sitting around with your kids on a late Friday afternoon with seemingly nothing to do. It's nice lounging around, HOWEVER, you have this nagging feeling that you need to do something, or call someone, or make something, just DO something. At about a quarter past 4 o'clock you remember about that lil' thing called SWIM PRACTICE. Yeah, it's only been at 4 o'clock everyday this WHOLE summer.

2. You have whined and complained so much about doing your laundry on Facebook that even your friends that DON'T do Facebook were teasing and asking you, "Hey, did you get that laundry done yet?"

3. Cinderella was still so bored (remember last week) that you ran out of mundane jobs for her to do around the house, my windows are so clean. So, you loaned her out to a friend that needed help cleaning out her office.

4. Usually "breakfast for dinner" consists of blueberry waffles, bacon, and eggs (you know like a real meal). However, the other day after coming home really late "breakfast for dinner" consisted of cereal, milk, bowl, and spoon.

And Finally....

5. Your 3 yr. old has to go potty so bad during dinner at a restaurant that you don't have time to tell the waiter that you'll be right back. By the time you get back, they have cleared your plates. The hazards of dining with two small children solo. THEN you try to salvage the evening by taking the kids for ice cream and when you pull up to the ice cream shop at 8:10 you see that they closed at 8:00. Your son leans forward and upon also realizing the shop is closed declares, "Oh man, this is BS!!" To which you reply, "That's right!" He responds, "Yeah, that's a big ol' Bologna Sandwich" See, the mommy lingo works!! **We did find an ice cream shop.

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12 comments:

Jessica and Michael said...

The bologna sandwhich made me laugh! Oh, the things I have to look forward to. Stopping by from SITS and hope you have a great week!

monica said...

Thats funny - blolgna sandwich - I will have to remember that! Ice creamis the best! That is not good about missing dinner!

Lisa Anne said...

Sounds like a crazy few days. All restaurants should have that little card, like what Fresh Chouice has, that says Be Right Back or I'm done on it. I would have been annoyed. Me I'd probably would have said something to the waiter to see if they could reduce my bill. I guess it depends on how far into the meal you were.

BS I have to teach my son that. That is great. He's such a smart Alec, he would have said BS only meaning the real thing.

Hope this week has less drama for you.

shortmama said...

I have had the cleared table while in bathroom thing happen to me too! I am gonna have remember that BS thing!

blueviolet said...

I love breakfast for dinner and cereal with spoon, all the better.

No matter how bored my kids were, they still didn't get fired up over chores. How do you do it?

ModernMom said...

LOL Isn't cereal for dinner acceptable!? Just throw a banana on it:)

Justice Jonesie said...

OMG, yes, I can relate to all those. That's some serious Mama Drama, LOL! How cute!

Erin said...

That is BS...would have worked for dinner too!
And when my son said he wanted cereal for dinner and I said okay the hubs said OK? And I said sure why not....it's healthy!

Amy said...

When your little one runs by with cookies and she does not share them. That is Mama drama for me..

Kristin said...

Your cuss word interpretations are genius.

Muthering Heights and Other Senseless Sensibility said...

Bologna sandwich...that's HILARIOUS!

JennyMac said...

Bologna sandwich...pure genius.

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