Did you ever hear or see the Bill Engvall act where he talks about the things he has to do for his kids and he gets left wondering what happened to himself and then he says, "I used to be kind of cool!!" Well that's me today. I had just finished dinner with the fam' when both young son and daughter disappeared. First, I hear my son, "MOOOMMM, I NEEEED YOU!" I go in there and yup he needs help completing "the wipe". I know, I know, he is six years old, but sometimes he needs "ass"istance (lucky me). So, I let out a big sigh and commenced with the dirty task. Yuck, all I have to say is that boy ate way too many strawberries the night before...not pretty. No sooner had I finished with that butt did I hear my daughter, "MOOOMMM, I NEEEED YOU PEAS! Well at least she said please (sort of). I walked from my master bathroom to the guest bathroom down the hall where my little curly haired cherub awaited me. This time it was not near as a dramatic cleanup...thank God for rabbit turds, not near as much poop matter is left "behind". Sorry about the puns, butt I couldn't help myself.
Sorry Amy, I feel like a blog hog but this was just one of those "Calgon take me away" moments. I KNOW you have them too!! Again...what happened? Back when we were "studying" in college maintaining that 4.0 GPA (wink, wink) we never thought one day we would have to do double wipe duty after dinner!! However, as I type one of the owners of those dirty butts has his warm head nestled against my shoulder, oh and he just kissed me and said I love you mom :) I love you too son...now quit eating strawberries and go to bed!!
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