1. You laugh that your son will not get in the car until you give a full report as to where we are going, the route we are taking, the mph we will be going, and the mpg we will be getting, along with occasional updates as we go (refer to another post I'm Putting It All Out There to understand son's behavior).
2. You find yourself listening to Kidz Bop with your 3 yr old and 6 yr old because what essentially are bad karaoke singers with kid back up singers sounds better than kids bickering in the back seat.
3. You'd rather just pull off on a remote exit and let your son pee on the side of the road than actually make a real stop that would involve waking up and unbuckling the 3 yr old. I know better than to wake a sleeping child, and he knows better than to pee against the wind!!
4. You yourself consider taking advantage of the unofficial pitstop and the only thing that stopped you was the lack of some kind of paper product in your car.
5. You find yourself yet again (later in the day on another errand) listening to freakin' Kidz Bop only to realize 5 minutes into your drive that there are no kids in the car. They were left at home with dad!!
4 comments:
I love the image of you driving down the road rocking out to Kidz Bop...
LOL!! Oh the whole peeing on the side of the road thing rocks!! I would so much rather them do that than into a disgusting public bathroom with germs and smells!
Love your Mama Drama. Especially number 3. boys are so much easier when it comes to the peeing outside thing! I have to practically undress the girls when we stop! My Monday Mama Drama - doing school when apparently it is a holiday! Oops. What holiday I am not sure but it says it is so it must be true.
Isn't it insane and to think these things actually happened all in one day!!
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