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Sunday, May 10, 2009

You Know You Have Mama Drama When...

1. You find yourself scavenging through the dirty laundry looking for a pair of pants that are not "as dirty" as the others for your son to wear to school because you realized he has no clean pants and you have five minutes before it's time to leave for work.

2. You ask the teacher in the classroom next door what snacks she has in her classroom so your kid has more than a pb&j sandwich and a pickle in his lunch.

3. You've looked everywhere for the brownie mix you just bought and can't for the life of you think of why it is not in the pantry (where it should be), then realize you don't even remember putting it away, so where the heck would it be? So, you open the frig to get a cold one because you're sure you've officially lost your mind, and what else can you do at that point but put your feet up, pop a top, and have a drink....only to find, a box of brownie mix right next to the milk. I love the 3 yr. old help around here.

4. You want to lay a big kiss on the doughnut guy because he totally saved the day!!! You'll have to wait until Tuesday's Tribute to get a full explanation on this one. No, it has nothing to do with cheating on my husband, he would've laid a big one on him too!!!

Finally...

5. Mother's Day begins with a power outage, so it was Coco Puffs for everyone for breakfast, and it ends with me shaving a pig. Yes...you read that right. A pig, no I did not shave my husbands head (giggle, giggle, he would kill me for saying that). No, I mean a real curly tailed, oinking, 4-legged pig. I can see the puzzled looks many of you may have right now, however, I trust that the 4-H mamas out there know exactly what I am talking about.

If that's not enough drama just click on the label Monday's Mama Drama to see even more glimpses into mi vida loca, or just come back every Monday, or everyday for that matter! :)
Between Amy and I, and our kids there is always a good story!!

14 comments:

Valentine said...

wow, you do have mama drama! LOL
not being in 4H i am curious about this pig story.....


stopping by from SITS, i love your blog!!

Trudy said...

I look forward to tuning back in on Tuesday to learn more about the doughnut guy and hopefully shaving that pig too!

Mary K Brennan said...

Wow, you've been busy. Hope everything turns out OK.

RamblingMother said...

Stopping by from SITS. Good morning. Hope your Monday was a bit less drama filled.

Taryn said...

This is hilarious! I am stopping by from SITS to say hello! Your blog is adorable! This post made me laugh.
So cute!

Love,
Taryn

Design it Chic said...

Your Monday Mama Drama cracks me up!! Especially the part where looking for the less dirty pants for your son.. heck actually everything make me pee in my pants(not literally tough.. that would make just more laundry for me to do .. and wouldn't want that to happen right?)

Happy Monday tough!

(coming here from SITS)

Amy said...

This was great. I think we all have a day like that. I hope both of you had a wonderful Mother's day. Talk about dirty clothes. I should be washing some instead of being on the computer.

monica said...

That truely is Momma Drama! I can't wait to hear the story of the donut guy. Th ebox of brownies in the refrigerator is cute! I put a gallon of milk in the cupboard - when the boy where younger!

Amy said...

Great drama mama post, Di! I needed a laugh this morning! I am still laughing about the donut man conversation we had. Hope you have a great Monday full of school kid drama.

Michelle said...

That's some serious drama.

Over from SITS. Now that I've been on sits for several months, I'm starting to recognize bloggers. I like that! I'm pretty sure I've been here before; or at the very least seen your name before.

Cher said...

oh the drama... stopping by from SITS to say hi!

The Blonde Duck said...

That's a lot of drama!

Holly said...

LOL The brownie mix unfortunately happens here too. As long as its not the milk in the cupboard it's all good.

Shannon said...

LOL, you do have a crazy life, don't ya?

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