The Snort is Out

I'm home. I'm home. I'm home! And don't you think I don't know what has been going on around here! I saw Lady Di's post, All Hail the Queens Of Awe- Summness? She let the snort out of the nose and I should defend myself but all I have to say is, Yes I snort! I snorted when I read Lady Di's post. I snorted the other day while watching The Ugly Truth, in a theatre full of people. I snorted. I can not deny it. The best part is that Lady Di thinks it is hilarious. It's my thing, my signature. I am proud of it. I embrace it and I learned the other day that I come by it honestly - my mama snorts too. Hee, hee.

I also have to say that I agree with her Awe-Summ picks and I do believe that Lady Di is pretty awe-summ herself, well I did before she told all of you about my snort. Paybacks are fun and let me tell you I just happen to have some great college photos of Lady Di that are PRICELESS. Thanks to my mama who just gave me an awesome picture scanner/printer they WILL be making an appearance on Mama Drama. Oh yes they will.

Also - 20 years! That is scary! Seriously - Denny's shirt? What? Why? Why would she tell you something like that? It has to be a lie. I deny it! (I think is was turquoise - yikes!) If I do remember correctly Lady Di was sporting some crazy whacked out hair do. Yep she had a fro. I do love her though (warts and all) and am thankful that our mamas made the connection.

Oh and I almost forgot. I must say Lady Di was a bit dramatic on the whole 9lb. 6oz. baby thing. JD boy was big, don't get me wrong. He also had a huge head. I know this because I was there. Yep watched the whole thing and let me tell you she might as well squeezed out a lemon. She has no problem giving birth to big babies. I think she pushed for like 20 minutes. 20 MINUTES and he was out. RIDICULOUS. The OP was 7lbs. 4oz. and I pushed for 3 HOURS and they still had to break out the vacuum. Lady Di is AWE- SUMM when it comes to delivery don't let her fool you.

Well as I said, I am home and in a few weeks I will be homeless. Some big changes are coming my way. My brain is seriously about to explode. The hubs, princesses and I are making a move. I think. I don't think I have mentioned that I am not a huge fan of change or decision making. Stay tuned. I just might need some advice.

It's good to be home. A little part of me is going to miss the Land of Nowhere.