Saturday the girls and I were outside cleaning the trampoline and The Daddy came out (we hadn't seen him much that day, I was looking forward to him spending some time with us.) Anyhow, he is outside for 2 seconds and then says, "I'll be back I have to use the restroom." I said, " See you in an hour! " (of course I was kidding, I mean don't get me wrong I have never understood men and there lengthy bathroom visits but an hour was a bit of an exaggeration and was more said to let him know: hey dude, hurry it up so we can spend some time together!)
Anyhow - The Oldest (she's six) says, "Mom - I know the reason Daddy takes so long in the bathroom. Actually there is two reasons: One he is a MAN and two he takes his magazines in there and READS them!"
"Yes he is and he does doesn't he!" I responded
I guess they pick it up young, at least she will know what to expect when the time comes.